The boat’s name is a word-play between “Baywatch” and Belgrade’s slang “blejanje” (in rough translation: hang around, do nothing). The sprawling two-level club features two large gardens, an indoor swimming pool, as well as basketball and volleyball courts. Just like in the famous TV trash-opera with beach running babes in swimsuits, you’ll find here lots of fake tan and fake tits, sweating to Balkan folk tunes played by live bands.